TRASH

god dammit

Stop

This is pun-ing on the highest level.

The scene of a murder.

Someone just got banished to the Shadow Realm

saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary

yo’ll

Once I was at a plant store and I have this subconscious habit of pulling leaves of plants so I did that and stuck the leaf in my pocket and when I got home I found it and felt bad so I dropped it in a pot with a bromiliad and a few weeks later it had taken root and started growing and that’s the story of how I pirated a plant

you wouldnt DOWNLOAD a PLANT

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

I want to adopt him.

My only tactic for playing pokemon is to be 20lvls higher than the opponent.