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JERANN: Marvus Xoloto, Slam Or Get Culled Champion, Living Legend. Thank You For Materializing On This Plane Long Enough To Speak With Me

MARVUS: nah thank u 4 conjurin me :o) we all just patternz of sound anyway rite

They Call You A Prophet Of The Beat. A Cultural Engineer. A God Among Trollkind. How Do You Respond To These Accusations

mmm depends on wat u mean by “god” ufeelme like if we talkin bout da strict ontological classification of divinity den itd prob b inaccurate 2 apply dat label 2 any bein datz still bound by material or perceptual limitationz but if we talkin bout divinity in da sense of a vibe dat transcendez its own defanitional bonedery ... den yea, maybe i b divine but so r u so b da lil lowblood wrigglers hummin my barz down in da sumpz of outglut so b da silence between 2 linez of a verse dat never got recorded datz da true holiness... da gap dat remindz u of wat u aint sayin

Fascinating. So You’re Saying Even Silence Has Meaning

silence iz da rawest beat bro u listen hard enuf u can hear existence tappin da tempo behind every atom reality itself got rhythm ....... da oscillation of quarkz, da way da blood keep time wid da pulse of universal entropy music iz da proof dat existence lustz 2 know itself n i just b a conduit w a mic n a lil too much time 2 think on it :o)

Some Might Call That Pretentious

lol pretention iz just intention w a fancier fit on ufeelme ? if u frontin like u kno da whole truth u already failin but if u movin like u gotta learn da whole truth ... datz real wicked enlightenment !

Speaking Of The Whole Truth... Let’s Cut To The Chase. Cridea Jeevik.

wat about er 

You’re On The VIP List For A Reason. You’ve Worked With And Been Rumored To Have Romantically Entangled With Cridea Jeevik. Would You Care To Clarify The Nature Of That Relationship For The Public Record

peepz always tryna draw borderz round connectionz like itz somethin u can fence in but da way i see it, me n cridea r just 2 frequencyz dat harmonized for a bit like when da tide humz da same kord as da moonlite :o)

So Was Or Wasn’t There Ever A Romantic Dimension To That Connection? Flushed, Caliginous Or Otherwise?

depends on da valence u assign 2 da term if by romance u mean da act of seein urself reflected in anotha soul n recognizin da infinite within dat mirror then ya mayb u could call it dat but if u mean who sharez whoze bucketing slab, nah u no i faithful to my 1 n only :o)

Ah, Yes, Of Course... I Suppose You Are No Stranger To Romantic Controversy, Given Your Incredibly Public Quadrant Vacillations With An Equally Prominent Musical Talent

vacillations? tch... nah buddy u in da media just dont get it :o/

Well, Here’s Your Chance To Explain

im actually kinda sick of explainin myself on dis issue n i be thinkin itz u dat needz 2 get comfortable w not understandin :o)

But We All Must File At Least Two Separate Partners On The Bucketing Census. That’s Imperial Law. And Yet Here You Stand Before Us, Unculled

sumtimez a questin iz most meaningful wen left unansered...

And Who Am I To Question The Wisdom Of A Modern Day Prophet

hoo indeed :o)

And Then, Dear Readers, Our Call Suddenly Cut Out.

You’re Hearing That Right.

Marvus Xoloto Terminated Our Interview Without So Much As Saying Goodbye

But If You Think That’s The End Of Private Favors & Public Lies: The Traitorous Truth Behind VIP Day...

Think Again.