Someone is always watching you.. From somewhere...

NPCs in Skyrim just…tell you their whole life story in passing. You don’t even have to talk to them they really just go “my husband was murdered my a mountain troll” and walk right past you

Just like working retail

I’m too bi for this ad

Wilkinson Sword Male razors.

He IS the pink treasure!!

YOURE RIGHT IM A FOOL

I think your horse might’ve been a dog in his past life.

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

When a cat head become too big for your hands reblog if you agree

the bears will be in eventually

He nyooms