I'm alone

Which is what?

It’s not like you can’t afford at least twenty new of them, but I get the point.

It starts with one and then my entire closet is in the trash.

Doing what, snapping?

And you don't think I know you? You cover up your loneliness by being a psychotic bitch and ruining other peoples lives to makeup for the fact that your life was ruined 500 years ago.

In what world does me running into you mean asking for your opinion? 

In what world does running into me mean that you can just walk away without apologizing?

What else did you expect, some kind of therapy session? 

No, i just wasn't expecting to get run over by a Kim Possible in the middle of the night.

You’re the definition of cheery aren’t you?

Sarcasm. That wasn't predictable.

So how long are you staying here?

Unfortunately.

I wasn’t expecting you did, I’m trying to save your life. Don’t bore me with your ever so fascinating opinions.

You ran into me. You were basically asking for my opinion.

Come on, it’s not that bad…

Just annoying "spies" running into me. You see this shirt? It's italian. And now it's going in the dump because it has mud all over it.

I like to think of it more as bettering my own. 

Typical selfish Katherine.

So do it. 

How do you know I'm not doing it right now?

And which of the two would you be?

I am many things, but I am definitely not a nuisance. I would have to be half way through puberty and desperate to fit that description.

Who says I don’t already?

Your constant attempts at ruining my life.

.. Oh, wait you’re serious?

You keep thinking that. We've fooled you plenty of times, nothing can stop me from doing it now.

And how has your selfless act paid off for you so far?

If it wasn't for you, I would be happily chasing after my brother's girl and feeling guilty about it. This is thousands of times worse.