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my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

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worst-roommates-ever

why is that your pfp

@cosy-and-nosy

my pfp is in memoriam to my dearly departed favorite flannel (behold, an un-ruined piece i could save), and all of my clothing that has met a similar unpleasant end. The end in question probably isn't for mentioning in polite company

#PSA: if you smell of rot everything you own will also smell that way #and going to the farm where dead things go to die will only worsen this #rest in scrap pile to my dearly departed clothing #tmagoc

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strangerconnection

i try to be present in my friends lives, but im barely in my own. i drift and drift. it often feels like i was dead before i was born. all i can do is haunt, terrified that people will leave, but bound to where i am.

gandalfsbignaturals

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

dogpuppy

cyberiapinksosa333

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

emmablowguns

This is how shit feels lately

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gay-space-computer

So I was going to HR because I spotted a horror when I bumped into this guy, looking all embarrassed and kinda miserable

He was wearing a hospital gown and the bandages on his hand were red like the wound underneath wasn't even healed at all

This guy who totally just escaped from the nearby hospital then asks me for money to pay his taxi and I'm nothing if not a feeble mind so I just. Hand it over like 😭 ok sure 😭 Bro if you're gonna escape from a hospital it's not worth coming back to work 😭

So anyway does this count as a meetcute

gay-space-computer

Tbh I'm not even sure who it was, if it helps he was tall and ginger and probably 90 pounds soaking wet 😭

Also what with HR? The girl I met there was quite lovely

cosy-and-nosy

oh. ok so you haven’t met the Pink Devil yet . ok 👍

but yeah that does sound like our head archivist

gay-space-computer

... The what now

cosy-and-nosy

HR worker who should probably be investigated by HR. he’s going to sex offend you if he gets the chance

he has the shittiest dye job ive ever seen. its like sickly gross fucking pink

gay-space-computer

Eughhhh yikes

Someone should tell Cassian about it, get that guy fired

cosy-and-nosy

not it

damn-these-vampires

ohhhhhhhh don't get me STARTED. I and other employees have told Pierce repeatedly to fire him, or do absolutely anything at all, and he blows it off every. Damn. Time.

I am beginning to think the union may need to take some drastic measures, but no one heard that here.

cosy-and-nosy

we have a union??? i mean. well . i dunno i was thought it was like schrodingers cat

gay-space-computer

@damn-these-vampires We have a union? Now that's pretty cool, maybe I should start getting invested in that

damn-these-vampires

Admittedly, it's not exactly official as far as things go, but we are making it work. Shoutout to Slavko for pressuring Pierce for better security with me.

Support would be appreciated because we do not have enough people to elect leaders yet.

#tmagoc

gay-space-computer

So I was going to HR because I spotted a horror when I bumped into this guy, looking all embarrassed and kinda miserable

He was wearing a hospital gown and the bandages on his hand were red like the wound underneath wasn't even healed at all

This guy who totally just escaped from the nearby hospital then asks me for money to pay his taxi and I'm nothing if not a feeble mind so I just. Hand it over like 😭 ok sure 😭 Bro if you're gonna escape from a hospital it's not worth coming back to work 😭

So anyway does this count as a meetcute

gay-space-computer

Tbh I'm not even sure who it was, if it helps he was tall and ginger and probably 90 pounds soaking wet 😭

Also what with HR? The girl I met there was quite lovely

cosy-and-nosy

oh. ok so you haven’t met the Pink Devil yet . ok 👍

but yeah that does sound like our head archivist

gay-space-computer

... The what now

cosy-and-nosy

HR worker who should probably be investigated by HR. he’s going to sex offend you if he gets the chance

he has the shittiest dye job ive ever seen. its like sickly gross fucking pink

gay-space-computer

Eughhhh yikes

Someone should tell Cassian about it, get that guy fired

cosy-and-nosy

not it

damn-these-vampires

ohhhhhhhh don't get me STARTED. I and other employees have told Pierce repeatedly to fire him, or do absolutely anything at all, and he blows it off every. Damn. Time.

I am beginning to think the union may need to take some drastic measures, but no one heard that here.

#currently seeking to expand my collection of freak-management tools #hardware stores sell hatchets right?#tmagoc

nervoussyoungmutt

not all corpses are in coffins. for example im usually in my room

damn-these-vampires

I also go to work most days

Is this fucking song about me

#tmagoc #???????????????#the dullahan DOES know my name #worthikids who are you and why do you know me #good song though!

damn-these-vampires

anyone know if there's embalming fluid that doesn't smell rancid? asking for a friend

luci-dow

Tell your friend I can ask my friend. He always has some in a teapot.

damn-these-vampires

I think I'm at a point in my. life that I should know and act better than to trust dubious teapot formaldehyde.

Anyways, my friend will take some, thank you

#tmagoc

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anyone know if there's embalming fluid that doesn't smell rancid? asking for a friend

#tmagoc

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