To Seth Sullivan of the Magnus Institute in London,
we, as the Cheese Society of Fun and Putrefaction, are pleased to invite you to our annual family festival, an event full of revelry, fun, social interaction, and most importantly of all, cheese. In doing so, you will meet many of your peers as you enjoy cheeses from around the continent. Out of popular demand, last year's main event of Cheese Rolling has been brought back as one of our main events, this time, bigger and better. It's fun for friends and families alike on a perfectly angled hill to boot. We do ask you to not bring any antiseptics from home due to last year's incident, and we will instead provide sanitation at select stations scattered amongst the area.
Other activities will include roasting mozzarella over an open fire, cheese bobbing, goat milking, singing hymns about the joys of cheese, lectures about our special mold, how to keep mice away from your cheese storage, and many more.
This festival will occur on November 15-16 at Cooper's Hill in Brockworth, near Gloucester, England, so clear your calendars. A schedule of all events will be available on our website paired with mailed brouchers if requested. We will enjoy you and your presence, even if you do not decide to join.
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