nutpuncher69

hold on im just have to kick myself in the face 27 times

Why, cat?

had an itch upon my beauté chin

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

i like animals that look like they have information

jack black starting a youtube channel for the soul purpose of one upping pewdiepie and having megalovania in his first video isnt how i expected 2018 to end i gotta say

Wait what

Beep beep, you uber has arived. What the fuck, Oleg?

@mirandaputsherbestbuttforward

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile