Booty🍯🍭

“I have a boyfriend”

“You happy w him?”

He admits to being illiterate

Says the Grammys asked him to present an award but he couldn’t read the teleprompter

Says he owes the IRS 20 million dollars and is broke

Says he doesn’t own any of his publishing and has to tour to keep the lights on

Says he fucked his homeboys girlfriend in the back of an SUV

Says he hasn’t seen any of his kids in years

Says he was molested up until the age of 14

Says he borrowed a few million dollars from his record label

Says everyone around him is a leech and just uses him for money. None of his friends that he sees every day will defend him when people talk bad about him

Says he told Wendy Williams everything in private

Says the allegations of a “sex cult” are ridiculous and false

Asks parents to stop bringing their daughters to him just so they can sue him later on

Says he’s paying 20 lawyers

Says he doesn’t go to church despite talking about god so much

Beyonce is at least still making good music so they have some sort of justification for being like that.