I owe someone a quarter

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

right?! it works on so many levels like. did daisy give it to her for the Meme Value? phil when they were baby agents? andrew? she bought it herself for Mandatory Casual Friday in admin? she’d wear it to meetings with fury. they’d sit in absolute silence for a full hour.

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

this is bisexual culture

I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike”

actually there’s a third kind and it’s called “I’m Freddie Mercury And There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me”

i didnt know once upon a time was supposed to be a disney thing until there was a bunch of screencaps and clips with frozen characters and that cold hard realization was equivalent to seeing a gifset of game of thrones where lord farquaad is just there and everyone’s like ‘oh yeah you know, game of thrones, the shrek spin off’ like thats normal

for some reason ‘game of thrones, the shrek spinoff’ is just unreasonably funny to me right now.

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.