patrick hockstetter

Reg: You trying to see those lights?

It’s an interesting invention, that’s for sure. It’s worked for me pretty well. The system brought me this academy, a specific bunch of losers, and this amazing gift that is Secret Santa. My mind is a great fucking place, I have to say. 

That ain’t gonna happen, but if some idiot wanted to try to be cute, well... they’re responsible for their own life span.

@daltongodpatdick: I see you. Come here.

PM: Yes Sir. Coming, right now.

Reg: So did you, uh...Want me to try to cook today or anything?

Bold of you to think I don’t already live my best life. I’m Patrick fucking Hockstetter, ya tit. I made this world, you really think the only real person here isn’t in his ideal life? I’m a God.

Reg: I’m not kidding Pat. I hate this fucking place and that bitch has it coming. I want to watch her suffer. Whatever. I’m better than her and she knows it, that’s why she’s still talking. Gotta make herself feel better. I’m not gonna embarrass you by getting a talking to from the HM. But Pat…These fucking people have to learn. I can’t take this fucking shit.

Reg: We’ve gotta get out of here, Pat, or I swear I’m going down for murder. I’ve kept my mouth shut up until now, but I can’t take much more of these fucking presumptuous, Mary Sue pricks. It has been too long since I’ve knocked someone’s teeth down their throat, and I’m not going to be able to control myself much longer. Jail would be better. At least I’d sleep easy knowing these fucking idiots got what was coming to em.

Yes, Sir. No need in denying it. It’s the truth, and I have zero reason to put even a modicum of stock into anyone else here. I’m yours.

That’s right, mine. And anyone that wants to question that can meet my knife. Good boy. You and I need to go on a walk, I have too much adrenaline after that. 

Hoooooly shit. What an incredible display of buffoonery taking place around here tonight! I must say, it’s really difficult to determine if this shit is more nauseating, or embarrassing. I mean goddamn. Coming in, I really thought this place was pointless. But, judging by some of the shit I’m reading, looks like the majority of you people have a whole hell of a lot to learn. Fuck, this is just downright stupid. That said, I’ve gotta say I’ve never been more thankful for my Sir than I am right now. Jesus H. Christ, some of you people are just sloppy. 

Your Sir, huh? Out in the open and everything.

Eyebrows.

It involves @subreghuggins, a knife, autoerotic asphyxiation, bank robbery, fire, and a whole lot of violence.

About that.

Patrick/Reg || Private F2F

Patrick, you’re going to kill me one of these days. We could go check everything out, and resume with that tongue when we come back. If you’d like, Sir. You’re right, as always. I’m interested in seeing the Headmaster’s response, myself. 

[timeskip]

So what do ya think? Real interesting twist, huh? 

Patrick/Reg || Private F2F

You aren’t the only one. Maybe we should check everything out, make sure it’s all good. Then, I’ll make you something to eat. You know I will remember. 

I’m supposed to want to leave with your tongue sticking out like that? We can go check it out, could be fun. Whatever this is, it’s interesting.