Hope you enjoy the show.

SEBASTIAN: I said yes.

SEBASTIAN: Right.

SEBASTIAN: You fish for compliments about your looks and then make a point to turn down any gay advances.

SEBASTIAN: You won't touch another guy, but you'll jerk off to knowing they think about you.

SEBASTIAN: You act like a straight person. Maybe even worse.

SEBASTIAN: As long as you don't plan on acting like a complete straight boy the entire time, sure.

SEBASTIAN: Right.

SEBASTIAN: Why is that good for you to know?

SEBASTIAN: My imagination is active enough, thanks.

HUNTER: Just seemed like the appropriate thing to say.

SEBASTIAN: Maybe you are, maybe you aren't. A lot of people I've been with are big.

SEBASTIAN: That really makes no difference to me.

HUNTER: Good to know.

SEBASTIAN: Not sure. I've been with a lot of guys.

SEBASTIAN: Why does it even matter? Guys who are bigger typically aren't as good in bed.

HUNTER: I know you have, that's why I asked you.

SEBASTIAN: I'm sure you can figure it out on your own.

SEBASTIAN: I'm sure it was.

SEBASTIAN: I will.

SEBASTIAN: Out of curiosity or ego stroking?

SEBASTIAN: You don't get to use me to answer your gay questions and make you feel good about yourself while constantly making a point to shut me down as if you're better than me.

SEBASTIAN: Find some other gay to do that for you.

HUNTER: A little bit of both.

SEBASTIAN: Right. Tipsy.

SEBASTIAN: Too bad.

HUNTER: Yes.

HUNTER: For you, maybe.

SEBASTIAN: Yes, a lot.

SEBASTIAN: That's different. You were drunk and horny.

SEBASTIAN: I think about how you'd kiss if you actually wanted me.

HUNTER: Huh.

HUNTER: I wasn't /drunk/, Sebastian.