don't let me go

And you call me weird. 

Of course. 

That doesn’t mean you need to sound like her. It’s kinda weird. 

Yep. 

You sound like my girlfriend. 

Nope, that’s you. 

Yeah yeah, butthead. 

Because I wasn’t planning to go to that game. Usually I plan what games I’m going to go to. This one wasn’t planned. 

Usually yes, however I decided to be nice. Plus I didn’t wanna go to class, it was kind of an impromptu decision. 

Okay, okay, I’ll toss the ear plugs. 

Nope, I went alone. I couldn’t subject her to the terror that is the current state of the Bruins. 

I am not, I need my sleep. You keep your hands away from my ears. 

Rude. Well then keep doing it. That’s what you think, what’re you gonna do? Pry them out of my ears? 

And yet you love me. Reasons. The ear plugs are why. You could always push me off. 

I’m not lying. At least I do when we’re at my house. You snore sometimes when you’re not sick. When you’re getting sick. Hey, it’s not my fault I come from a family of mouth breathers alright? 

Confession time; the reason trying to wake me up is like trying to wake the dead is because I sleep with ear plugs every night. 

I know, babe. I was the one taking care of you remember? But taking care of you also requires me to have sleep in me. I can’t do that when you snore.