dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

the stars are dead. it doesn't matter that simon can see them. they're just dead light fading away. simon is dead from the minute he was welded in that sub. it doesn't matter that we can see him.

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me