Strange Pottery Nerd

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

⚠️sweetiepie located

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

My understanding is that the cut funding from Durham council was £2,500 - the trade union donations raised in response were worth £25,000

the thing about having hope is that it is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so difficult. but you have to do it anyway

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

making stuff is one of the best parts of being alive