Is It Halloween Yet?

So, in Christianity, god got Mary pregnant with child Jesus, god is supposed to be an all powerful Lovecraftian being, beyond human comprehension, so, wouldn't 'god™' getting Mary pregnant count as beastiality. They very much aren't the same species

Mary is the og monsterfucker<3

I mean, it's not bestiality because both God and Mary pass the Harkness test. Like God specifically involves a third party as a witness to get Mary's consent. That's a pretty significant thing that happened.

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

everyone trying to minimise their intake of microplastics is going to be so mad when we invent the blood filter that can extract it and everyone who was plasticmaxxing gets a cool toy made from their poison blood as a souvenir

god i love this site