Literary geek but actually a poser

You guys know italy has a south, right? You can be from south italy.

do you think people are reblogging this because they don't believe in southern italy

I hate having banger fanfic ideas. What do you expect me to do? Write them down????????????

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

“i’m not ready” “i’ll wait” and i’ll be in shambles

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

everyone in the notes we are all holding hands. everyone who hasnt worked on a wip in weeks or months or years, its okay. we are going slow but we are going

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell