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cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

We millennials have a pretty fucking low bar.

Literally how I defined “wealthy” to someone last week.  This is my rich.

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

Donald Trump ghostwrote this

awfully bold of you to assume trump could spell ‘inconveniences’

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

honestly….gays shouldnt have to work

I’m not even sorry for saying this. But what the he’ll makes them so special????? Someone straight is just as good. I can’t even.

Why don’t straight people understand humor

Mob psychology used for cuteness

u kno whats nice? when its 5 pm and still daylight