Saw X things that made me ascend to another plane of existence:
Amanda hugging John
bloodboarding (they were insane for that!!!)
Cecilia using intestines as a rope without batting an eye
Cecilia in general (she sucks so much and I am madly in love with her for that)
Gabriela having agency in her own trap and fighting for her own life instead of being at someone else's mercy like a lot of women in Saw sequels tended to be
Amanda's kindness and empathy and snark and that cute lil choker she wore
the Parker twist!! (when it happened I heard the dude sitting behind me very quietly whisper "holy fucking shit" and I almost lost it)
the new version of Hello Zepp is SUCH a banger omg
Mark Grown Ass Man Hoffman dead seriously uttering the words "epic bad luck" (god he's so cringe. and hot <3)
in conclusion give this movie fifteen Oscars and ten sequels don't @ me
except i’m a cecillia hater
