Daisy 🌙

Daichi: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Kuroo on Monday: *glues a pound on the pavement * Heh heh heh.

Bokuto: I don't follow rules....

Takeda: *takes a free sample twice*

Kuroo: Last night I found out that Kenma is a sleep talker.

Akaashi: Oh, really?

Takeda: Tanaka got into a fight...

Ukai Jr: That’s bad.

Ukai Jr:

Hinata- “And you just drop in...and smack WAHBAHM- drop down, smack again, WHAKAHAJ-” (LMAO YOU KNOW THE SURFER INTERVIEW ONE-)

Kageyama- “🥵🎶let me hop out the Porsche, I don't wanna hit that 🎶🥵” “Shut the *piano plonk* up 😐”

Yamaguchi- “When there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is 🎶walk awa-a-a-ay~🎶”

Tsukishima- “Stop saying I look like Chicken Little. He’s dumb and a coward...AND I AM NOT A COWA-”

Yachi- “Hi....welcome to pizza hut...what do you want? L-lemme guess...P-pizza? *passes out*”

Tanaka- “🎶But I woke up~...Every d*voice crack*-ay...Oh my g-”

Nishinoya- “what the fuck is up, Kyle? No what did you say dude-”

Asahi- “Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book :)”

Sugawara- “I really do like working here, we have a lot of laughs :)” *Cut scene* “Fuck off, Janet. I'm not going to your fucking baby shower.”

Kiyoko- “Hey, I'm lesbian.” “I thought you were American??”

Daichi- *Car roof shutting with child in car* “Oh my- Oh my God, Sylvia!! 😦😔💔”

Takeda- “Are you okay?” “Yeah, I just haven't been able to think straight. (Balls. Dick. Two dudes holding hands).”

Kenma: Shoyo…You’ve been cuddling with me for over an hour now.

Hinata: *Muffled* mm hmm :)

Tsukishima: *seductively takes off glasses*

Tsukishima: wow

Tsukishima: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Yamaguchi: I wrote you a poem!

Sugawara: I can explain.

Daichi: Can you??

Sugawara: Yep.

Asahi: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.