2023-12-10 0207000000010001000
Today is the 30th anniversary of Doom, one of the most influential games of all time. Does that make today "Doomsday"? It certainly does if you happen to be a demon walking the halls of Akademi.
Rip and tear.
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2023-12-10 0207000000010001000
Today is the 30th anniversary of Doom, one of the most influential games of all time. Does that make today "Doomsday"? It certainly does if you happen to be a demon walking the halls of Akademi.
Rip and tear.

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2023-10-31 3121500000000000030
I'm sorry to interrupt your Halloween party, Agent, but we have a target to eliminate.
I like your martial artist costume this year, so maybe you could wear it for the mission. Nemesis will be wearing her costume, too, so you may not recognize her at first.
Trick or treat, Agent.
2023-10-27 Multi Mission
Hello, hello? Does this thing still work? Uh⦠It's been a while. Let's not make a big deal out of this and just get right to it.
Have you seen the new movie that came out today? You know, the one about the band that gets possessed by five dead kids. "Friday Night with Fureddo," I think it's called. Well, today's mission has nothing to do with that. I'm just making conversation.
Catch you on the flip side.
2020-11-06 4300000011100010040
Iām sorry I let you down by failing my own personal mission to provide you with a mission for every day of 2020. I hope you understand why I simply donāt want to pursue this line of work anymore and that you can forgive me for calling it quits.
With that being said, I want to pay a very special tribute to one of the finest agents with whom Iāve ever had the pleasure of working. @fishy12233 has been on the job every single day this year. Even these past two weeks when I havenāt been here to assign missions, heās been taking it upon himself to find his own and do them himself, every single day.
Heās been doing this for over 300 consecutive days, so Iām dedicating todayās mission to him. I highly recommend checking out his YouTube channel if you still want to see more missions every day.
What about killing everyone with one eye covered or killing everyone with twin tails?
2020-10-21 Multi Mission
Thank you for contacting me. It makes it so much easier to find clients when they just come right to us with their missions.
It looks like we have a two-part mission on our hands. For the first part, weāll be targeting everyone with twin tails. Twin drills count too!
Nemesis spent most of her life with her hair in twin tails, so I can understand her anger. Still, sheās not one of todayās targets. You can kill her if you find it necessary, though.
If only Raibaru Fumetsu wasnāt so toughā¦
2020-10-22 Multi Mission
Itās time for the second part of the mission we started yesterday. This time, our targets are everyone who keeps one of their eyes covered. Strangely, that means we have to kill two people we already killed yesterday!
Oh yeah, and this time, Nemesis is a target. So you have a whopping 11 people to kill today. Good luck out there.

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What about killing everyone with one eye covered or killing everyone with twin tails?
2020-10-21 Multi Mission
Thank you for contacting me. It makes it so much easier to find clients when they just come right to us with their missions.
It looks like we have a two-part mission on our hands. For the first part, weāll be targeting everyone with twin tails. Twin drills count too!
Nemesis spent most of her life with her hair in twin tails, so I can understand her anger. Still, sheās not one of todayās targets. You can kill her if you find it necessary, though.
If only Raibaru Fumetsu wasnāt so toughā¦
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What about killing everyone with one eye covered or killing everyone with twin tails?
2020-10-21 Multi Mission
Thank you for contacting me. It makes it so much easier to find clients when they just come right to us with their missions.
It looks like we have a two-part mission on our hands. For the first part, weāll be targeting everyone with twin tails. Twin drills count too!
Nemesis spent most of her life with her hair in twin tails, so I can understand her anger. Still, sheās not one of todayās targets. You can kill her if you find it necessary, though.
If only Raibaru Fumetsu wasnāt so toughā¦
2020-10-20 ???????????????????
Today is Information Overload Day⦠but for me, itās Tuesday.
How about giving me a break today? Come up with your own mission. Maybe send me whatever you come up with. I need to take some aspirin.
2020-10-19 6106000100101000000
Fallout: New Vegas came out 10 years ago today, making it a good day to put a stop to Kaga Kusha before he brings about the nuclear apocalypse.
2020-10-18 Multi Mission
Today is No Beard Day, and these three donāt seem to be in the holiday spirit. Spread the cheer, wonāt you?

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2020-10-17 8100330010100000000
Today is International Day for the Eradication of Poverty. I think you get the idea here.
2020-10-16 2100021100000000100
Itās World Food Day, so I figure we should let todayās target have his last meal. Iād like to ask that you poison him. You can always get lethal poison from me using the app on your phone⦠for the usual fee, of course.
2020-10-15 Multi Mission
These two slobs used the bathroom without washing their hands! On Global Handwashing Day, no less! Eww! Donāt they know the dangers of Kokonavirus?
Also, just for clarity, I overheard that they didnāt wash their hands. I was not watching the boysā restrooms. I swear. Thatās at least two different types of gross.
2020-10-14 3400001010000101000
One of the higher ups here at the agency needs a new right cornea, and thereās no way he can have the procedure done legally, because heās wanted by the Ministry of Justice. Can you go get us an āorgan donorā?
There are three special conditions that need to be met for the operation (heh) to be a success:
Donāt kill her in a way that would damage her eye.
Donāt dispose of her body.
Donāt kill her until after 5:30 PM.
If you can leave a fresh body for us, I can take care of the rest.
She only has a left cornea, but beggars canāt be choosers.
2020-10-13 0508030100000001010
Is there an edgier day than October 13? At least itās not a Friday.

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2020-10-12 Multi Mission
Today is Columbus Day.
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Anyway, today is the National Holiday of Spain. Commence the running of the Bullies!
2020-10-11 8114000000010110000
Today is Day of the Girl Child. I suspect that an alien may have come up with the name. Regardless, Musumeās name more or less means āgirl child,ā so today is her day. Well, itās her day to die, at least.