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Tonight my sister hung out with an up-and-coming comedian who was recently written up in the New York Times. I spent the evening making pickled quail eggs in my pajamas. #weallknowwhostheprettysister

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A few years ago, award-winning animal photographer Seth Casteel became an overnight sensation when his photos of dogs underwater went viral. What followed was a book deal that resulted in the New York Times best-seller Underwater Dogs.
Casteel’s new book, out Sept. 16, is possibly the only thing cuter thanUnderwater Dogs: Underwater Puppies.
Casteel on the logistics of photographing puppies underwater
I’m wearing a dog costume so that the dogs can feel like I’m one of the pack. … Just kidding. … I usually just wear a wet suit just in case. You know, if you spend 12 hours in a pool with a bunch of dogs, inevitably you’re going to get scratched up a little bit. So I do wear a wet suit. But I just hold my breath — that’s about it. I’m underwater sometimes just a few seconds, sometimes 30 seconds, 60 seconds. But I have my wet suit on. I bring the toys. I bring the fun. And we just have a blast.
Ridiculously Cute Underwater Puppies (You’re Welcome)
Photo credit: Seth Casteel/Courtesy of Little, Brown and Co.
Grilled salmon and asparagus with wild rice!
A thing I got to eat yesterday. Prepared by a total babe.
I have previously defended Portland’s weather. The point I made was that, while it absolutely rains more often (more days per year) in Portland than most other large cities, we get less rain overall (in terms of depth of water). These maps visualize the latter point using average precipitation from 30-yr normals (1981-2010). Note that almost half of Portland’s precipitation occurs in November-January, but the combined precipitation in July and August is less than 4% of the annual total. To emphasize this seasonality, I’ve also mapped normals for July and December, when Portland is drier and wetter, respectively, than most of the country.
Data source: http://www.prism.oregonstate.edu/normals/
Made by my friend vizual-statistix!
A bad idea for a sitcom
Surprise coming out party for a friend you suspect is gay. Lock him in a closet, invite his parents over and play this song when you throw open the door. Bonus points for rigging the closet door to a penis-shaped glitter cannon.

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A beautiful plum clafoutis imitates a greasy pepperoni pizza in photos. Those plums are the result of a desperate last effort in the war on fruit flies in Dan's garden
Words to live by
XL disposable hospital shorts: sexy way to upcycle reusable grocery bags
GoodReads review of Of Human Bondage by Somerset Maugham
I'd like to point out that Of Human Bondage has inspired the anxiety and fear of failure that seems to propel my life, making it the most influential book I've read to date.
This happiness consisted of nothing else but the harmony of the few things around me with my own existence, a feeling of contentment and well-being that needed no changes and no intensification. ~ Hermann Hesse *********** Practice *********** Today I seek to find just the right balance between contentment and the urge to create, between acceptance and restlessness, between harmony and friction.
Karen Jandorf, Peace on the Inside (via yunik)

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Some of my earliest posts on Tumblr were a series of responses I got from posing as a Taiwanese girl on Tealit.com, a dating site for foreign, male English teachers and Taiwanese women to meet under the guise of an English Language partnership. My then-newly-single-roommate Dan and I had a little wager going to see who would get the most responses (I won the bet, meaning I face a lifetime of weird white men hitting on me. Overall, it's actually a loss.)
Last week I received news that Dan got engaged to a girl that I had been friends with as a child and never saw afterwards. They met in China at a bar, and he would repeat this story to her (because alcohol) until she figured out that I was her childhood friend. What a strange and wondrous world!
Tealit.com, a popular website for foreign English teachers in Taiwan (tealit=teaching English and living in Taiwan), has a feature where people can post an ad seeking a “Language Exchange” partner. In reality, this is not typically a place for serious language learners to find a practice buddy....
Charles Barsotti, who drew close to fourteen hundred cartoons for the magazine over the years, died today. Take a look at some of his most memorable cartoons: http://nyr.kr/1vK1kWO
This is a really fantastic interview with Colbert.
Big news: CBS just announced Stephen Colbert will replace David Letterman on The Late Show next year. Thoughts?
You can hear the 2012 Fresh Air interview here.Â
Three things I saw in Bay Area today
1. A baby was crying in the 12th Street Oakland BART stop, and its parents were desperately trying to calm it. Eventually the mother covered herself in a blanket and tucked the baby inside to breastfeed. The woman next to them--a tall, black woman with bright blue eyeshadow and waist-length dreads--stood up and loudly proclaimed "breast-feeding is best. It's the best. My babies breastfed and they never ever got sick. and now my son, he's a basketball player. He's 6 foot 2!" She reached into her bubble gum-pink tote and produced a framed 8x10 portrait of her son in his high school basketball uniform and slowly turned to show it off like the illustrations in a picture book.
2. A streetcar rushed by on Market street, speeding through the intersection right before the light turned red. A 20-something man with shoulder length hair and a tan sweatshirt ran into the middle of the street, picked something up out of the tracks, and skipped back to the sidewalk.
"Hey," I shouted from down the block, "Did you just lay some pennies in the train tracks?"
"Yeah!" He grinned and held out his open palm in my direction. I got closer and examined his two pennies and single dime, which were shiny, flat and oblong.
3. This:
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Holding a 10,000 year old piece of ice from the melting glaciers!
Iceland.

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Christmas in Minneapolis was so cold that a raven froze to death, tumbling face-first into the snow from a tree in the Walker Sculpture Garden.Â
Congratulations, Ohio! You Are the Sweariest State in the Union
There’s a relatively long tradition, in the field of data visualization, of tracking the way we swear. This makes sense. Not only is it fun to track, but cursing is also conveniently specific as a data set; you’ve got your f-bombs and your double hockey sticks and your bodily functions, and, factoring in their permutations, you’re good to go. Plus, you don’t need much sophisticated sentiment analysis to ensure that your data are accurate: An f-bomb is pretty much an f-bomb, regardless of the contextual subtleties. As a result of all this, we, the public, get treated to sweary heat maps. And more sweary heat maps. And sweary interactive maps. There’s just something about big data and sailor-cursing that complement each other—like peanut butter and mothereffing jelly.Â
Traditionally, those maps are based on text—on swears that are typed into Facebook or, even more publicly, Twitter. Making a map of the sweariest states requires simply gathering geocoded posts, isolating the swears, and going from there.
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