Your Daily Sir David Attenborough Fix

The only appropriate response to spam. (Yes I do realise it should be its but it was too late by this point. Autocorrect betrayed me)

"I hope this egg is so big that it will distract everyone from the tan lines on my arm..."

I mean, what do I even say with this?

When someone asks you how you're so amazing

'And then the tortoise just jumped at me and demanded I give him my invitation to meet you.'

This one will make you say 'That's not David Attenborough'

At one with nature...

Another quote today..

"And here we see the wild Attenborough in his natural habitat..."

Everyone's grandad, Sir David.

That lizard's face would match mine if I ever met David.

His joy is so real and I love it

Proof that no animal can resist him.

A quote today, methinks.

"He's behind me, isn't he?.."

Your first Attenborough fix: getting down and hip with the kids.