It’s A Bit

"they kept him in a dark place like a cheese" is such a good sentence youd think it came from a shitpost. WRONG A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

“wahh i’m a little lame and embarrassing” so is everyone bitch. now take a deep breath and shake your ass to the beat

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

Yeah I'm thinking that its dope asf that the river turns rocks smooth