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This is the best D&D
“I have a dexterity of bad” is my favorite
that’s my life in a nutshell at the roll of the Universe’s dice

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Beau almost died wrapped up in a carpet.
Amazing. This is ten thousand year old water trapped inside of a polished quartz crystal.
(Source: 1•2•3)
Must slurp.
posted by a naruto blog… loves it
All I can think is “I would NOT wanna be the person responsible for polishing it.”
Everyone’s thinking of slurping but I’m wondering
Prison for decades old bacteria/creature?
tbh with the rate the world’s going, I’d take being possessed by the supernatural entity in this rock water any day
ancient fruit gusher
i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one
Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(
oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

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if you can’t eat cilantro bc it “tastes like soap” thats literally just your fault and no one should have to cater to you thats a personal issue
Just remembered the reason why LEGO Island 2 has such long loading times. Instead of loading all the necessary data for an area, the game prioritizes the spinning pizza animation on the loading screen instead.
As a result, the pizza spins flawlessly, but results in the game loading only a few bytes per frame. It’s possible to fix all of this by editing a single instruction in the game’s EXE, not unlike Aliens: Colonial Marines. Quality!
Actually, no, I’m not done yet with LEGO Island 2’s crappy programming. Shoutouts to this Rock Raiders United thread for unmasking the YandereDev-tier horrors that this game has to offer.
Instead of using a single model for something that appears in multiple areas, Island 2 has multiple copies of said model - one for every area it appears in. When it loads a new area, the game loads that area’s version of the model, adding more fuel to the loading fire.
(Keep in mind that there are multiple LODs for every model, and that the game’s EXE links together and handles pretty much everything in the game, resulting in huge path lists that clog up the game’s EXE. Not pretty.)
It gets better, though. If there are two models that are identical but have different textures, the models and collision files are duplicated just in case. There are two switches in the final area of the game which are visually identical. Both of them have unique models, and both of them use different models for the switch’s two positions.
This pales in comparison to what the game does during the Asteroids minigame, though. Every asteroid uses its own 3D model and collision file, resulting in 470 files to load. But two of the three asteroid variants are identical in appearance. So in a perfect world, the game only needs to load four files.
Around 27% (~178 MB) of the game’s filesize is made up of these redundant files. If you got rid of all of them, Island 2 would be smaller in size than LEGO Island 1. I am not making this up.
As for the models themselves, they tend to have problems such as excessive polygons or vertices. Check out this skeleton model;
Pretty cool, huh? I’ll tell you a secret; his face is the only part of his body that has a proper UV map. The rest of his body uses a generic white texture, and the UV map for that is chock full of splits and duplicate vertices. It looks like this if you lay out all of the triangles;
Truly, a sight to behold.
just went in to say hi to my brother while he was playing a video game and from over his intercom some kid said “is that your sister? tell her she’s gay and eats kitkats like a regular candy bar” which was a far more accurate read than I was prepared for by a perfect stranger
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remember when dashcon happened and these kind of posts completely disappeared
why did you bring it BACK
Squeaky leopard cubs. (via TheBigCatSanct) [press play to here cubs squeak]

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just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge
Further evidence that “business” is just a fancy term for a gathering of thieves.
I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my friends I hate my-
I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is?
Total stranger on the phone who we’ve never spoken to before: I have power of attorney over the CEO of this corporation and we are a customer of yours. Please change the administrator password on the server to XXXXX
My boss, putting on white grease paint and a red wig: Oh, of course! Let’s do it quickly so that you’ll want to keep working with us since you’re going to be making business decisions!
Me: I would sell you to satan for one corn chip and I’m allergic to corn but before you do this maybe you should call someone who is actually on our contact list for our customer and see if they’ve ever heard of this stranger.
My boss, looking through a selection of shoes that honk when you walk: Oh, but she said that it was very important that none of the employees know what was happening because they’re making staffing changes.
Me: As your lawyer I recommend that you just call a single one of our contacts and see if they’ve ever heard of her name.
My boss, shoving all of our technicians into a VW beetle: You’re not my lawyer.
Me: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? I COULD BE! YOU SHOULD MAYBE CHECK ON THAT.
TIL everyone’s employee ID at my company is the last five of their SSN.
Boss: On the bright side, it’s only the last five
Me: YOU CAN COMMIT FRAUD WITH FOUR
Security firms that are hired to check the security of banks will often use the following tactic: They will walk up to the teller in a suit with their ID badge and a clipboard and go:
“Hello I am [name] from [security firm] we’ve been hired to verify the security of the facility I need to see your computers.”
“Erm…I’ll have to verify that with my managers.”
“Congratulations, you have just passed the security verification.” [Scribbles on clipboard] “But in all seriousness I do need to verify your security so I need to see your computers.”
“Oh okay.” AND LETS THEM IN.
“Social engineering” is a way too fancy word for what it is. I know a guy (not personally) who broke several people out of prison by essentially writing “Greetings, please release this person, signed, whoever the judge is” on a piece of paper and faxing it there. Because no one would have a fax machine in their own house I guess.
not to derail, but holy shit that praxis
Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.
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i love people who remodel generated villages in minecraft cause like, imagine some random dude flies into your town one day, replaces your roof and gives you a flower pot then just… flies away without saying anything
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There's a 95% chance that if you have a crush on Keira Knightley, you also have a crush on Katie McGrath. It's just science.