DahScribbler

While funny what Blitz says, Satan is also the first royal that we've seen Blitz seem legit scared of since we've seen him be mouthy with three other Deadly Sins without issue.

I know some of his nervousness/fear could be because he's on trial, but given how the other Deadly Sins could have easily killed him too if they wanted to, it shows how Satan is a whole other level of power and a threatening presence. O_O

Plus:

Luci interacting with the other sins.

…by the way, I make stickers and other stuff 👉👈 :3

Do you think... Do you think he's using the chair while he's cooking to reach the table?

Yes. Yes, he does. He's so damn small!

The ol’ CT-number trick, gets em every time.

Rational me says beelzejuice, cuz technically, its so potent that sinners can't tolerate beyond maybe a few sips.

Doodle prompts from my Instagram story!

He's been straightening his hair and putting on a Specific Accent for the past century trying so hard to be white-passing, not having realized that not many people would bat an eye anymore towards his curls. Hell, some people would swoon if he Talked Southern to them.

I want him to be punched in the face with the realization that he doesn't really NEED to do that anymore. Like, maybe a hotel guest calls him a cracker and he's genuinely taken aback that you can make fun of white people for being white and NOT fear mass persecution. (And also low-key offended/disgusted to be mistaken for a caucasian man, despite deliberately trying to pass as white. He knows it doesn't make sense, shut up.)

Alastor: Vaggie.

Vaggie: Uh, what?

Alastor: One of our guests accused me of being a "lily white" man. Like it's an insult. Have I missed something or is pretending to be a white man not a valid survival technique anymore?

Vaggie: ... Why are you pretending to be a white man?

Alastor:

Alastor: The fact that you're asking me that tells me SO much.

On the flip side, the realization that he can make fun of white people now becomes Alastor's FAVORITE modern development. His next radio broadcast easily becomes his most popular showing on account of him roasting Vox's privileged white ass.

He's become Hip With The Kids.

Lucifer: no……

Alastor: THATS THE SPIRIT! Now Charlie from the top.

Charlie: Okay! *inhales* dad can I have a pony?

Lucifer: *pathetic deflated duck noise*

Alastor: Holy hell Lucifer it’s a two letter word!

Charlie: I believe in you dad! You’re doing great!

*A sparkling red cloud poofs into existence revealing Charlie atop a large ethereal unicorn*

Alastor: LUCIFER WHAT THE FUCK?!