*miles deep in gay gal hell*

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him. 

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

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i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.

I know I talk about this a lot and it doesn't change anything, but people really have stopped reblogging art, commenting on fics, and really spend any time at all on anything that isn't yet another pointless discourse. and no, "I'm too tired" or "I don't know what to say" isn't a good explanation, because you guys seem to have enough energy for polls, shitposts and various internet arguments. can't you see that you're turning into mindless consumers. am I crazy