I feel that

when you die you go to the mii plaza

there is a demon inside me who adds exclamation points to all my emails

onions and garlic. potatoes. basil and tomatoes even

i say ‘anyway’ and ‘so like’ to start sentences the entire day as if i were havin the same conversation even though i am speaking to totally different people and the truth is i am having one conversation it is just a constant dialogue with me and the universe and whatever victims it offers me

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

the fact that the hand flex in pride & prejudice wasn't scripted is insane like imagine improvising one of the most beloved scenes in film history.. matthew macfadyen your mind is godlike

Wow, you can really see the age of this websites users increasing with posts like these.

I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I'll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity's perfect foods. Then I'll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)