what would dolly do?

i don’t know all the breeds of coffee and i’m too shy to ask a barista

what random netflix show did we fall asleep listening to cos i had a dream about dinosaurs in politics

got a knot in my shoulder today whats next? extinction? retirement home?

got a cold tinny waiting for me back at the hotel and im drooling thinking about it

what’s up fellers ive got a cramp in my bum cheek

@cherrylanes really really drunk people. aka me at this wedding

weddings are so funny one minute you’re all nice in a suit posting with your friends from school for their mums to coo over then a few hours later you’re drunk as a fart busting out some moves to tick tok by ke$ha, sipping a shot of tequila

shocked and upset that i can’t get free ass implants on the NHS

had a nightmare a monkeys tune was added to the ‘oldies but goodies’ spotify playlist

@cherrycelery it always looked really aggressive to me. what about them sponges? that’s a whole face event. ive seen it