here we go again

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

Stephen King’s Fujo

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Not saying "Feanor did nothing wrong". I am saying, however, "Feanor didn't do nearly enough wrong to get locked in the Halls of Mandos until the end of the world" and "the sons of Feanor did a lot wrong actually but Morgoth did worse and the Valar didn't condemn him to the void forever until he did it again"

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!