Icarus

Redraw from 4 years ago

THIS… is a crack modern AU where the grimes family goes out to watch the new spiderman movie and negan is a resident cinephile and timeplay champion. wholly based on the request of @lights321: “Consider the fact that Negan can only orgasm to dad jokes, that’s why he has such a massive hard-on for Rick”

negan’s motto is ‘if it’s corny, i’m horny’ and hes literally the equivalent of this song whenever he’s in the general vicinity of rick

“You a fan of poetry?” Negan asks, still staring.

“Some. I like Whitman. You don’t?”

“Never read it, if I’m being honest,” Negan admits. “Read me something. Your favorite.”

…commissioned by a generous person who wishes to stay anonymous for a scene in chapter 2 of @hatterized​’s coffeeshop fic, “5 Times Negan Ordered The Same Damn Thing + 1 Time He Ordered Something Different”, which is required reading in the bible of negan/rick of course. this is a long overdue homage to an author who’s provided me so many good late night readings and has definitely written one of your fav stories, i’ll tell ya! everyone, say ‘thank you, hatterized’

commissioned by @fallenbutfound for young negan/rick at disneyland! they’re as clean as two naked molerats