The Piss Pig's Pledge
I WILL ALWAYS KNEEL before a Man who has to piss. Kneeling is a sign of respect for the gift Iâm about to be given, and I must always show respect.
I WILL ALWAYS OPEN MY MOUTH when I am receiving a Manâs piss. Every toilet has a hole, and I am no exception. To close my mouth is deeply offensive.
I WILL ACCEPT AND EMBRACE MY ROLE AS A TOILET, understanding and acknowledging that I am no better and no different than my porcelain brethren. I am a receptacle, just like they are.
I WILL NOT SUCK a Manâs cock when He is pissing, even if He is hard. Attempting to suck Him will distract Him and make it difficult for Him to urinate, and toilets should facilitate urination rather than interfere with it. Also, attempting to suck Him is extremely selfish, as it suggests I would rather be nourished with cum than with piss, which is both discourteous and impudent.
I WILL ALWAYS DRINK the piss a Man gives me. It doesnât matter if itâs served straight from the tap or in a glass. It doesnât matter if itâs clear, fresh-tasting water piss; bitter-tasting beer piss; or strong, acrid-tasting morning piss. I will drink it with gratitude and enthusiasm, knowing that it will nourish and refresh me.
I WILL NOT SPILL a single drop of the piss a Man gives me. To spill is both wasteful and disrespectful. If by chance I do spill, I understand that I will be punished for doing so.
I WILL NOT TOUCH MYSELF while drinking a Manâs piss. Instead, I will keep my hands clasped behind my back. Although a Manâs piss is a gift, drinking it is not an act designed for my pleasure; it is an act of utility and respect intended to benefit the Man who is urinating.
I WILL WALLOW in piss like a pig in slop whenever a Man gives me the opportunity to do so â for instance, by pissing on me instead of in me. I know He has the right to piss down my throat, so it is a gift when He chooses, instead, to piss on my face, my hair or my body. In such instances, it is my duty to not just accept His piss on my skin, but to bathe in it and marinate in it. And, because a Manâs piss must never be wasted, to drink it after Iâm done playing in it.
I WILL NOT WASH a Manâs piss off of me. If a Man deigns to piss on my clothes or skin, I will allow it to dry there so that I may wear the scent of His urine like perfume.
I WILL OFFER ALL ORIFICES as receptacles for Menâs piss. A Man has the right to choose where He wants to piss â in my mouth or in my ass.
I WILL ALWAYS SAY THANK YOU to a Man after He feeds me His piss. A Manâs piss is nourishing and hydrating, and in giving it to me He has watered me like a gardener waters a plant. For that, I must always be grateful.
Yes x1000
it is the greatest honor for me ti receive the holvy piss of a real man..



















