Fine But Simple

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

congrats on your first good one! (:

hey uh. theres a beast on your post.

a breast? 🥵 men's? 🥵🥵

back down to zero good posts ):

i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

What if one day five guys changed its name to four guys and never said anything about it

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

Diagnosed with handsome boy disease

AN ICON