PUNISHER.

 ❛  DETECTIVE  DECKER  ISN’T  OUR  PRIORITY,    after  all  our  tech  analyst  did  a  background    &    we  found  out  you’ve  been  helping  on  her  cases,   therefore  you’re  just  as  much  involved.  you  can  comply,  answer  the  questions  or  it  will  be  a  trip  down  the  station,   PERHAPS  A  REUNION  under  different  circumstances.  ❜ 

     ❛❛ – arrogant’s putting it gently. ❜❜    or you can call it a defense mechanism, there’s something suspicious about working with the devil. 

❝    I DON’T ASK TWICE.    ❞        she pauses,   letting a displeased  frown speak volumes words could not.     the baton holstered onto thigh is a deliberate choice,   &   raspberry lips part                all teeth now.       ❝    at least not NICELY.    ❞

❛  DESPITE  TRADITIONS,       &    what  i’m  sure  you’re  used  to  .  .  .  ❜    stern  is  tone,    ever  burning  are  the  embers  of  irritation,   his  company  only  fueling  the  fire.   latex  coated  hand  pulls  free  from  the  jacket  of  absent  life,   search  for  evidence  cut  short.     ❛  DEVIL  OR  NOT.  ❜     attention  is  dragged,   brow  to  crease  as  gaze  locks  with  her  counterpart.    ❛  if  you  keep  touching  my  crime  scene,  i  will  have  you  FORCIBLY  REMOVED.  ❜

   ‘ EW, how long’s it been since y’ even stepped into a cinema? FIVE YEARS? remained in a freezer avoidin’ youth ‘til now? ’

    “Have you seen her?” she asks. Nervously she picks at the melanotic bay connecting her thumb and index finger. Jane doesn’t wince when her ‘skin’ tears; oozing cold dark matter under a half-detached nail and into the whorls marring her fingers. “Have you seen either of them? Where were you even raised…if you were.” 

   ❛   WELL  aren’t  you  a  curious  bug?   ❜     lucifer  glances  and  visibly  cringes  from  the  blood-like  substance  that  comes  from  her  finger.  what  a  grotesque  and  unnecessary  way  to  live.  his  father  would  call  it  deplorable,  at  best.       ❛   and,  yes...  well,  sort  of.  in  her  true  form.   ❜

❛   YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF THIS TIME,   lucifer.     i should probably be asking you a  million  questions,   but i’m just gonna roll with it for as long as i can.     just  —————  wow.   ❜

1.   WHAT’S  YOUR  OTP  FOR  YOUR  MUSE? : deckerstar.  followed  closely  by  mazifer. deckerstar’s  dynamic honestly just makes me so happy,  because  chloe is so flawed...   and  lucifer is also so  flawed. they started off with her absolutely hating him, and yet he’s compelled by something we don’t yet understand to love her. which now he fights-- because he believes it is ‘god’s plan’.

2.   WHAT  ARE  YOU  WILLING  TO  RP  WHEN  IT  COMES  TO  SHIPPING? :  i mean, lucifer isn’t an abusive spouse, so that’s out. though i can write out his more toxic elements-- for example, he’s not good with feelings when it comes to someone else’s. he’s very self-centered and doesn’t know how to consider the other person’s well-being on the spot. he’s selfish. 

3.   HOW  LARGE  DOES  THE  AGE  GAP  HAVE  TO  BE  TO  MAKE  IT  UNCOMFORTABLE? : lucifer is around six-thousand years old, and chloe is somewhere in her early thirties/late twenties...  sooo?  i mean, i refuse to ship with underage muses at all.  but saying that lucifer can’t love someone who’s physically older would be a lie. he can feel love for anyone, so long as they are kind to him.

4.   ARE  YOU  SELECTIVE  WHEN  SHIPPING? : extremely. i  like  to  make  sure  there’s  chemistry  between  my  muse  and  the  other  mun’s  muse  before  partaking  in  any  sort  of  ship.  HOWEVER,  lucifer  is  a  very promiscuous  character.  he  sleeps  around,  sometimes  with  more  than  one  person  at  a  time,  and  gender  or  sex  doesn’t  matter.  so  it  depends?

5.   HOW  FAR  DO  STEAMY  MOMENTS  HAVE  TO  GO  BEFORE  THEY’RE  CONSIDERED  NS.FW? : honestly,  first  base  for  me  is  when  i  start  tagging  nsfw  out  of  being  considerate.  but  lucifer  often  shows  up  naked  just  to  get  under  someone’s  skin.  just  to  frustrate  them  or  otherwise  show  off  his  family  jewels,  which  are  supposedly  quite  a  sizable  bounty.  TL; DR  lucifer  is  nsfw.

6.   WHO  ARE  OTHER  MUSES  YOU  SHIP  YOUR  MUSE  WITH? : i  mean,  no  one  yet.  but  soon,  i  hope,  different  muses!

7.   DOES  ONE  HAVE  TO  ASK  TO  SHIP  WITH  YOU? : i  mean  if  the  chemistry  is  apparent,  you  can  shoot  me  an  im  or  say  something  in  the  tags.  if  the  muse  wants  it,  i  won’t  stop  it.  so  long  as  both  muses  agree...  though  unrequited  ships  are  also  ok!  

8.   HOW  OFTEN  DO  YOU  LIKE  TO  SHIP? : i mean i’ve never tried on this blog.    other  than  with  @momgiven  and  we’re  still  setting  that  up!

9.   ARE  YOU  SHIP  OBSESSED  OR  SHIP  MORE - OR - LESS? : ??  i’m an ‘ok in the middle’. i’ll tag you in things every once in a while and send you asks/prompts but i won’t do that thing where i never shut up about it or something.

10.   ARE  YOU  MULTISHIP? : yes, but extremely selective.

11.   WHAT  IS  ( ARE )  YOUR  FAVORITE  SHIP  (S)  IN  YOUR  CURRENT  FANDOM? : deckerstar, mazidiel, elladiel, ellamaze, mazilinda,  MAZIDECKER.

12.   FINALLY,  HOW  DOES  ONE  SHIP  WITH  YOU? : SCREAM  AT  ME  AND  SEND  ME  SHREK  MEMES !!!

 ❛    Y’KNOW,  i’m  quite  perturbed  by  your  lack  of  enthusiasm.  you’ve  spent  the  entire  evening  with  the  devil  and  you  haven’t  asked  me  a  single  question  about  hell.   ❜      eyes  flick  toward  the  pallid  companion  on  his  left,  though  lucifer  appears  no  more  unsettled  than  when  the  two  first  MET.      ❛    now,  given  your  preferred  method  of  self-employment,  you  might  want  to  start  asking  the  real  QUESTIONS,  don’t  you  think?  know  one  lives  forever,  joksie.   ❜

      ❛❛ – billionaire. ❜❜

      Chummily she scrunches her face up; eyes averted and bladed teeth gnawing on the inside of her cheek. Then she perks, mimicking an inhale without actually drawing breath. “Well…” Air traps between Jane’s palms when she smacks them together. “Lucky for you, this star system’s official name is just that: ‘The Solar System’. Who’s your mom, though – if you don’t mind my asking….?”

 ❛    oh,  for  goodness’  sake,  does  your  person  have  on  a  blue  shirt  ?   ❜      lucifer’s  fingers  tapped  and  tapped  and  tapped  against  the  tabs  of  his  many  faces;  the  board  game  ‘GUESS  WHO’  laid  out  before  them.  he  was  blue,  of  course.        ❛    honestly  !  these  people  wouldn’t  know  FASHION  if  it  showed  up  and  bit  them  in  the  arse.                      and  you’re  sure  this  is  a   'terran'   classic,  yeah  ?   ❜