StolzderNation

I'm a child of 00s but I genuinely want to start every single day with GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM 📢📢📢📢 and having at least one person getting it

nothing describes me better than times when I rewatched "taking over the asylum" for 100th time, LITERALLY WAS FLAMING with idea to become a radio jockey, made up a cv where I lied from head to toe, and actually became a radio jockey....and took interviews...

I have a career, couple of fans, whole lotta crazy library, in love with life, but basically every day is waiting for Neil to my Todd who's lovin' life even more

bros who infantilise Todd and make him all innocent and kind dandelion, never was in his skin in their life and don't suspect that such a "shy" behaviour also may hide sociopath with anger issues/depression and if you don't love him being probably THIS guy, you don't deserve him. And guys, out of context, but I think they casted this role PERFECTLY. I always saw something bitchy in Ethan's eyes, prove me wrong

bro what if dps boys were real people and behaved out of their characters once, like it happens in real life? I mean, what if Todd was passionate boy in love long before he got to Welton? What if Neil was shy and closed boy who wasn't able to speak loud once? What if Charlie was a coward like Cameron once? What if they were completely opposite to themselves when they were younger but life struggles developed them in what we saw at Welton? Just think bout it

whatever the fate is it's a fucking bitch cus I didn't help a boy who slipped on the ice today and fell and in two hours I slipped and fell myself, earning a big ass bruise. Whatever, bro, I'm not playing your damn game

bro, I just GOT THRILLED after reading Stephen King's story for FIRST IN MY LIFE. No, you don't fucking understand, it's my 18th King's book but I never even close got to the feeling of adrenaline while reading him. BUT "BOOGEYMAN" STORY OH MY GOD, BRO, IT FEELS LIKE YOU HAVING YOUR FIRST ORGASM AFTER LONG THERAPY ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS

bro throw tomatoes but I d escape to the West with Harold if I had a chance. No, bro, I really would. Try me

AAAAHH GUYS I REALIZED THAT HAROLD D BE A HUGE FAN OF ERIC CARTMAN. I BET. AND PATRICK TOO. THEY'RE TWINS

no guys I won't stop yapping. I find it SO COOL that both times when directors of Stephen King's adaptations had to find an actor for psychotic disgusting teen they DID choose Owen Teague even if his appearance was COMPLETELY opposite to original characters from books. AND I LOVE IT because we all see his maniac face and say: that boy ll be perfect for the role of this perverted weirdo with sadistic tendencies. AND HE WAS PERFECT. I can't imagine any other person being Harold or Patrick. BUT what's more funny when he was much younger he played little Jordan in Cell and looked so innocent and pure that he was perfect for this role too. God I love it.

Oh bro we all saw these stories how people with bad vision think that the trashbag somewhere forward is a dog. How about that, bro, I just thought that it's some trashbag on my way and it appeared to be two cats fucking on the snow, what a story bro

bro I love sitting at a midnight movie at a theatre completely alone in these fucking convenient chairs where you may almost lay, and watch some shitty ah horror