🎀.Thick Thighs; Pretty Eyes.🎀

“Goodbye, Boo…”

Hehe😹

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

Please?

date a girl who’s never gonna give you up

date a girl who’s never gonna let you down

date a girl who’s never gonna run around and desert you

date a girl who’s never gonna make you cry

date a girl who’s never gonna say goodbye

date a girl who’s never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

WHOAAAA!!!

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up