lil’ Fuckin Demon.

-who the hell allowed high schoolers to have caffeine and hormones 

-i feel like we can equate my boredom to the amount of custards i’ve made this week 

-who needs LSD when you have acid rain

-what, you just orgasm to jazz now? 

-you’ve heard of daddy, get ready for doctor

-i’d imagine i’d taste unsalted and sad 

-but i have the right headphone, which means that I am the alpha 

-i put on this headband and gained about $3000 to my trust fund 

-(i just realized that the world is round)

WHAT KINDA DICK YOU BEEN SMOKING?!

-this picture may be pretty but there’s no goddamn cereal (picture was of a sunset)

-for personal reasons i will be drowning in my sorrows as i sleep all day

-minecraft hunger games is why i have performance anxiety 

-the fact that not all cheerios are honey nut cheerios got me fucked up man 

-(just go find the candy aisle!)

but andrew this is office depot

-a dutch a day keeps the doctor away 

-it’s too early for me to want to beat the shit out of everyone in this room 

-who even goes to the gym this early, this is crackhead stuff 

-i hate that i’m wide enough that i have to wear normal shoes again 

-at my age it is important not to care anymore 

Gymmadome,,,,,,,,

Person A: there's this guy and he's kind of getting on my nerv-

Person B: