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-Either a lot of energy or none at all

-“no!! no no no!” just cuz

-“not hungry!!” just for a reaction

-if it’s not in a sippy cup i won’t drink it

-“i loooovvee yous!!”

-“no nini!!” “not sleepy!!”

-“i a big girl/boy!”

-“go way mommy/daddy!!”

-*coNSTanT wHINinG*

-still chews on everything if we don’t have our paci

-“i wan it!! i wan it i wan it!!”

-*messy coloring*

-*cute miss pronunciations*

-*scribbly writing*

-*THE CUTE BABY GIGGLE*

-*tickle fights*

-physically will never let go of my CG

-CLINGY

-whining, and crying, and tantrums, oh my!

-*skipping* playing “don’t step on the lines”

-non verbal when sleepy

💬 Things Little Me Wants To Hear When I’m Upset 💬

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💬 Chin up, little one. 🙇🏻‍♀️

🍼 Do you need to go into little space? 💫

💬 I love you, my little one. 💗

🍼 I’m so proud of you! ⭐️

💬 It’s going to be ok. ☀️

🍼 You don’t have to worry about that right now, you’re too little! 👧🏻

💬 You’re safe here, little one. ☁️

🍼 Come here so I can give you head pats. 👋🏻

💬 Do you need to hold my hand? 👬

🍼 Good little one. ⭐️

💬 Who’s my good little one? 🙋🏻‍♂️

🍼 You’re my handsome little prince. 👑

💬 If I needed you to be big, I would tell you!

🍼 It’s ok for you to be little. 💗

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i am so proud of you kiddo!

i know you’re doing your very best!

-Make sure you have chalk

-Compliment our chalk work

-Teach us to skip stones

- *cough cough* Sparklers *cough cough cough*

-Bring a pocket knife to snip hard stemmed flowers

-We will match our steps with yours so take smaller steps for us if you’re tall

-Picnics are never a bad idea

-We will most likely want to make you a flower crown (Accept it)

-If we start to shiver, make your little take your jacket!

-Raining = Umbrella or a wet (and excited) little

-Rain doesn’t always mean indoor day, walks in the rain under an umbrella are wonderful <3

-No matter how nice our clothes are, we will roll down that grassy hill

-One word: BUBBLES

-Lady bug hunt!

-Try planting a garden with us, less $ spent on veggies/fruits anyways

-Read a story to us in the tall grass

-We think “Don’t climb that tree” is a challenge

-Jump in puddles with us

-Sand = Castles

-If you take us berry picking: half of the berries will make it into our buckets & we won’t be hungry for a while

-Wind = Kites

-Feed the duckies/pigeons/fishies!!!

-Okay hear me out: A mud slide

Nope. No. No. Please. Don’t.I do hope this is a joke or a troll but in case it isn’t.I am not your Daddy. I am a Daddy. I have no little who calls me Daddy at the moment and it’s a title I should own and which shouldn’t be thrown around like that.And I am not going to play with someone randomly messaging me.I can be a bit playful or gently tease people when talking to them but never would I try to cross any line before I am clear about both of our consent for any kind of play.

daddy: *getting home from work* sugar plum i’m home!

little: *running to greet them* dada!!!! i missed you so much!!!!

daddy: i missed you too baby, did you drink enough water today?

little: yes!

daddy: baby i will remind you this, apple juice is not water, so now i will ask again. did you drink enough water today?

little: *looks down and huffs* no…

my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster