monkey boy

Yeah, it's definitely a bonus... I'm glad he's warming up to us being his family now. He's only four, almost five.

You never tell me anything anymore Georgie. How old is he? Oh god, Levi and Eli. That’ll get confusing.

Haven't really told anyone, Cherbear, don't get upset. We've kind of been keeping him a secret until he gets used to living with us. He's four, he'll be five soon. Who's Levi?

He is, yeah. We adopted him a few weeks ago, and he hasn't been settling in very well... but every day seems to be showing a bit more progress.

That’s good, no? Quick question, who is that?

Definitely good. He's mine and JJ's oldest -- but newest -- son.

Or you could just tell him that it’s mean and threaten to take his toys away?

I could try that. I don't think he likes me very much yet, so he might not take the threat seriously, even if I end up taking the toys away.

Let Maddie do it?

... she's like, 8 months old. I don't think she understands the concept of pinching quite yet.

My mum pinched me back once… I never pinched again.

Dunno if I could pinch him though... I'd feel too bad. I'll just make JJ do it.