i can lead a nation with a microphone

Gttdtd= Going to the desert to die Ditdanbhfa= disappearing into the desert and never being heard from again Gtgttdwiwnbhfa= gotta go, to the desert where I will never be heard from again Ditdnoclfm= disappearing into the desert, no one come looking for me

i can’t believe my dad said it’s good that i’m dead

I CANT SAY ITS GOOD THAT YOURE ALIVE YOU KNOW WHAT I M E A N ! ! ! ! 

au where cecil has a radio segment called "Cecil's rad skate tricks" or something and it's just audio of him attempting skateboard tricks in the recording studio and occasionally cursing/falling

I just remembered this time I was talking to Dadcil and I got the phrase ‘shot myself in the foot’ and ‘put my foot in my mouth’ confused and wound up with them mashed together into “Shot my foot into my mouth” and now I’m laughing real fucking hard.

Baby