DICKS OUT FOR LANCE MCCLAIN

I CAN’T WATCH BOB’S BURGERS ANYMORE

I love all those Time Travel aus, mostly because of Keith’s reactions to hot & mature Lance. Totally worth it. 

Honestly dogboy Shiro will forever be the most hilarious thing to me if for no other reason than Shiro giving postman Lance an absolute run for his money. 

Also, just a random thought that occurred to me because it’s a Real Problem – potty training a grown ass man who’s spent the last x amount of years as a dog and has not a fucking clue of how to human properly.

The afternoon after he turns human, Pidge has no idea why the hell he’s standing at the door and whining. And she’s certainly not ready when he pees on her neighbor’s bushes.

And when she comes home after an extra long day at work the next evening and steps in a lukewarm puddle on her carpet (WHILE WEARING SOCKS)???? Oh hell no.

I look forward to the April Fool’s prank fic because… of course why wouldn’t i

Literally everything about dogboy!Shiro is fucking hilarious and i wish i knew why?? it just is??? of course this is coming from someone who was given a dog figurine for a birthday gift from the people i’d been working with for a week because and i quote “we don’t know much about you but you love dogs” and frankly if you don’t know me that’s really all you need to know

But i fucking love the idea of her having to teach Shiro to be human again? I think my issue is that i need to determine if there’s a reason for Shiro to have been a dog but also… can he turn back into a dog? like… as he becomes less doglike and more humanlike does he stand on two feet but he still has dog ears and a tail??? there’s a lot to unpack here but also im just gonna stick in my sad safe lil post-canon universe with Halley who is not just a Great Pyrenees but the BEST Pyrenees (note to self: write that down for a stupid joke that Shiro would tell and Pidge would roll her eyes etc.)

Also didn’t we make add a head&shoulders angle to this except Keith is a catboy? which is also fucking hilarious 10/10

AND I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT PIDGE HAVING TO TEACH SHIRO TO DO HUMAN STUFF AGAIN LOL. It’s just… there’s so much opportunity for hilarity. I desperately want Pidge taking Shiro out to a fancy dinner w/ her family and her just sweating the entire time bc she’s afraid Shiro’s going to go Full Dog Mode at any second (lo and behold, she returns from the bathroom to find Shiro sniffing at and eating the leftovers from an abandoned table hahaha).

I dunno what the general consensus was on how Shiro became a dog in the original convo (I don’t think we actually decided) but I know for the oneshot I’m doing, like… he was def human first. Cursed to be a dog by Haggar or some shit, like, a good decade ago or something. Why was he cursed? Still working on that. He pissed her off good somehow lol. So yeah, Shiro when he reverts back to human form is 100% Adult Human Male, just with the mind of a dog, basically, lol.

I don’t remember about Keith?? I know there was def like a harem catboy au kind of. I wouldn’t be surprised if we talked about Keith being a catboy in the dogboy shiro au though. If I didn’t already have a role for Keith I’d be tempted to throw him in, too.

Honestly dogboy Shiro will forever be the most hilarious thing to me if for no other reason than Shiro giving postman Lance an absolute run for his money. 

Also, just a random thought that occurred to me because it’s a Real Problem – potty training a grown ass man who’s spent the last x amount of years as a dog and has not a fucking clue of how to human properly.

The afternoon after he turns human, Pidge has no idea why the hell he’s standing at the door and whining. And she’s certainly not ready when he pees on her neighbor’s bushes.

And when she comes home after an extra long day at work the next evening and steps in a lukewarm puddle on her carpet (WHILE WEARING SOCKS)???? Oh hell no.

I look forward to the April Fool’s prank fic because… of course why wouldn’t i

Literally everything about dogboy!Shiro is fucking hilarious and i wish i knew why?? it just is??? of course this is coming from someone who was given a dog figurine for a birthday gift from the people i’d been working with for a week because and i quote “we don’t know much about you but you love dogs” and frankly if you don’t know me that’s really all you need to know

But i fucking love the idea of her having to teach Shiro to be human again? I think my issue is that i need to determine if there’s a reason for Shiro to have been a dog but also… can he turn back into a dog? like… as he becomes less doglike and more humanlike does he stand on two feet but he still has dog ears and a tail??? there’s a lot to unpack here but also im just gonna stick in my sad safe lil post-canon universe with Halley who is not just a Great Pyrenees but the BEST Pyrenees (note to self: write that down for a stupid joke that Shiro would tell and Pidge would roll her eyes etc.)

Also didn’t we make add a head&shoulders angle to this except Keith is a catboy? which is also fucking hilarious 10/10

AND I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT PIDGE HAVING TO TEACH SHIRO TO DO HUMAN STUFF AGAIN LOL. It’s just... there’s so much opportunity for hilarity. I desperately want Pidge taking Shiro out to a fancy dinner w/ her family and her just sweating the entire time bc she’s afraid Shiro’s going to go Full Dog Mode at any second (lo and behold, she returns from the bathroom to find Shiro sniffing at and eating the leftovers from an abandoned table hahaha).

I dunno what the general consensus was on how Shiro became a dog in the original convo (I don’t think we actually decided) but I know for the oneshot I’m doing, like... he was def human first. Cursed to be a dog by Haggar or some shit, like, a good decade ago or something. Why was he cursed? Still working on that. He pissed her off good somehow lol. So yeah, Shiro when he reverts back to human form is 100% Adult Human Male, just with the mind of a dog, basically, lol.

I don’t remember about Keith?? I know there was def like a harem catboy au kind of. I wouldn’t be surprised if we talked about Keith being a catboy in the dogboy shiro au though. If I didn’t already have a role for Keith I’d be tempted to throw him in, too.

Honestly dogboy Shiro will forever be the most hilarious thing to me if for no other reason than Shiro giving postman Lance an absolute run for his money. 

Also, just a random thought that occurred to me because it’s a Real Problem -- potty training a grown ass man who’s spent the last x amount of years as a dog and has not a fucking clue of how to human properly.

The afternoon after he turns human, Pidge has no idea why the hell he’s standing at the door and whining. And she’s certainly not ready when he pees on her neighbor’s bushes.

And when she comes home after an extra long day at work the next evening and steps in a lukewarm puddle on her carpet (WHILE WEARING SOCKS)???? Oh hell no.

*roller skates back into the shidge tag after an eight month absence carrying a 12 pack of wild cherry pepsi* rozie’s back bitch

ANYWAYS…. this is a very late submission for shidgemas! it’s for the prompt that took place on the 16th, “first”, and i decided to depict their first kiss LMAO i always saw it happening while they’re in pajamas and idk why it’s just so fitting to me

i imagine this taking place somewhere between seasons 1 and 2 where shiro and pidge have been sleeping in the same room for a while to ease their anxieties, and during one particularly emotional night pidge just GOES FOR IT without aiming, misses, and ends up passionately making out with shiro’s upper lip to which he responds by mentally blacking out LMFAO

my next patreon sketch request is also my first shunk!