Country Squire

Seems like a good opportunity to mention how thankful I am that my doctor is fastidious about trimming his nails.

Compelling ‘bokeh’ on the grimy thumbnail, I’m guessing a f1.2 50mm lens on a full frame SLR, maybe a Nikon or Sony Alpha. PS: It’s vital that anyone with a ‘91 Toronado hide their plate, stat.

Unless you’re trolling my Tumblr. If so then you’re my hero. BTW, that’s one bitchin’ Duster.

That’s all the info I need to murder this guy in his sleep.

“Pssst! Hey buddy, not this one ... you want the one to the right, just out of frame ...”

The more I look at this misshapen and protruding ... thumb? the more disturbed I am about it.

Again, you drive around in public with a visible plate, but when you put your hooptie on Craigslist you put your gnarly, bent, dirty, hairy and fat finger over the license plate because?...

Latest batch of fingerplates. Help us, we’re doomed as a species.

Three finger salute.

Wasn't 'Burple' a 70's Chrysler color?

Finger bollard, protecting us from terrorist cars.

Isn't this a blessing that the Pope bestows? Or is it a man with 2.5 fingers?

I ... think your truck left a pile of feces on the driveway.

Pontiac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac ...

Christ on crutches.

Christ on more crutches.