Like hazbin hotel/helluva boss
Don't have tme/tma in your bio
Don't close drawers and cabinets after you're done with them
Use euphanisms (just say k*ll!!)
Like mlp:fim and are over 12
Joined tumblr from twitter
Write and publish fanfiction on AO3
Refuse to drink water because you "dont like the taste"
Support Dr. Pepper (iykyk, its not my responsibility to educate you)
Support tumblr user @/controversiallyyounggirlfriend
Edit text posts to put characters over them and dont post a clean version
Follow incorrect quote accounts
Kill bugs instead of taking them outside
Pay for streaming services
Post about lidocaine (im allergic :(...)
Make and wear Kandi bracelets
Wear a dumbass frog beanie everyday
Don't use tone indicators
Just have a genuinely rotten soul
Have an ugly ass hazbin hotel ass artstyle
Headcanon characters as transmasc
Post headcanons on tumblr
Take bugs outside instead of killing them
Pour in the milk before the cereal
Made animation memes in like 2017~2020
Used gacha life/club/studio at any time in your life
Put stickers on everything
Are a ghost or ghoul of some sort
Are a shambling husk, merely a faded shadow of who you once were. You're empty, so cold. It tells you to continue forth, and you do. The dark work continues as you march forth, brittle and shivering. You march on, forevermore.
Buy from local businesses
Pirate games, movies, etc
Hang out with your friends
Change your profile picture at christmas to be the same but with a christmas hat
Complain about a game being too hard then still play it anyway just to complain about it some more
Support N**** G******* (🤮🤮🤮)
Use the laughing crying emoji
Have pins that say shit like "too gay to function" and "music is my life"
Have told people to go on diets
Have lost weight just because you didnt like how you looked
Listen to fan songs on youtube
Do drugs (the illegal ones)
Do drugs (the legal ones)
Have autism (personal trauma :/)
Like studio ghibli (romanticizes war)
Like stardew valley (romanticizes farm work and "traditional roles")
Know how to code (also ableist)
Ship fictional characters
Follow celebrities on social media
Are affiliated with Anish Kapoor
Are one of Anish Kapoor's associates
Spent an hour on a bit that really isn't that funny