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Jisung: *barges in and drops on Hyunjin’s bed*

Hyunjin: *looks at Han*

Hyunjin: over 5 feet.

Jisung: If you can make them laugh and giggle you can make that booty shake and jiggle.

Jisung: *pauses the anime* I need to empty myself.

Hyunjin: What?

Jisung: Pee. I need to pee.

Hyunjin: Okay, go. Fast!

Jisung: *runs to the door, but misses the knob and smashes against the door, falls down*

Hyunjin: *shocked by what just happened* You okay?

Felix: I dare you to call your dad and tell him you got kidnapped.

Jisung: Okay *takes out phone*

Jisung: Hey siri, call dad.

Siri: Calling “daddy”.

Jisung: NOOOO STOP.

Minho: *from the other room* Jisunga, why you’re calling me?!

Jisung: *crying* it’s okay, it’s just onion.

Jisung: *sees cute couple video*

Seungmin: Be like Elsa, let it go.

Jeongin: You threw your phone at me!

Jisung: Show me what you bought.

Chan: *showing what he bought*

Jisung: Oh, you got LGBTQ lights?

Seungmin: That’s the spirit!

Felix: Oh like best friends?

Chan: No, more than best friends.

Changbin: I mean Happy Birthday, stupid autocorrect…

Minho: You are.