beat go off? i nut and then my meat go soft

Goldcrest (Regulus regulus)

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

Fuuuuck

spore releasing september 7 2008

When a movie has a fat person with crumbs and jelly all over their face to signify their fatness i feel so seen cause i dont go anywhere without my crumbs and jelly

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

hey, the horse you rode in on is kind of pissing me off. can you ask it to cool off before I say something I'll regret

Aren't they already having lunch in that scene?

they didnt have lunch until i gave it to them i think

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever