I Don't Trust Nobody And Nobody Trusts Me

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

It’s with a heavy heart that I inform everyone that my neopet, Sir William Asshole, was taken from me by neopets protective services

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

me emailing my college professors: hi bestie! i can't do this today

nothing wrong with meowing every meow and then

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

I think we’re all entitled to a little substance abuse in times of great strife

Hibachi chefs HATE him