satan’s favorite dumbass.

the Noir possibilities in this being your opening line are unmatched.

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

when men read a book in public places it’s like ok come kiss me whore

blocking people while they are typing is self care

it’s okay if the holidays aren’t your favorite time of year. it’s okay if the cold makes you depressed, the parties make you anxious, and the food scares you. it’s okay if this time is about surviving and not celebrating. you’re not alone. we’ll get through this together.

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby