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Oh, that’s good. I think jet lag is like one of the main things I hated about travelling as a kid. And even in first class I could never sleep!

Princess problems, huh?

Oh, shit. You must have really bad jet lag, huh?

Not really, I'm fairly used to it. 

So I’ve heard! When did you get back?

About an hour ago.

Ah! How is it? I’ve been dying to go! 

Pretty sick, the night life there is crazy!

Oh I’m sure we have the same size butt. I am a Samford after all. 

I was more worried about my massive pecs

Hm, maybe I could lend it to you for a day or so… 

It might get a little stretched, just a warning

No, I am not selling my designer bikinis in exchange for cheap target ones. 

Damn, I really wanted that DKNY colour block one!

I dunno man, that Indie one’s got a nice rack for her age

Isn't she like... 13?

I feel you, bro. Water’s been as flat as a sophomore’s chest. 

More like as flat as a Samfords chest

You surf?

Uhhhh.... yeah?