SLOPLORD SLUDGECEL GOOPFAN

i need to get folded into a pretzel by a dyke with strong biceps i can hold onto for dear life as they fuck the shit out of me. send tweet

i'm afraid a pretty girl asking me "yeah?" in a condescending tone, regardless of context, is the quickest way to get me completely soaked

Im like if sisyphus was an alcoholic stoner femme

honest to god dry humping is so hot. bending a girl over against a wall with my hands at their hips and slamming into their ass, fully clothed. the only stimulation that's there is the feeling of me rutting against them, my jeans dragging against their skirt. but they're moaning like they really do have a strap in them, like we're naked and im inside them, and it's just from the motion of me fucking them. from the thought of it. i try to unbuckle my pants and flip open their skirt but they reach their hands back to keep me there, fully clothed, just humping them because it feels too good and if i stop for just a single moment they'll start crying from it being missing.

fingering a shy girl and telling her how pretty she is and how perfect she feels around my fingers while pretending to not know why she’s so whiny