Cyrolar Riverblade

“Is féidir le do mhadin a bheith áthas agus do shíocháin a thabhairt síocháin. Mura bhfaigheann tú báisteach, beidh foscadh ag gach duine agaibh leis an gceann eile. Bhuail, go deimhin, agus páirt sona, deoch liomsa le mo chroí go léir.”

Translation: “May your mornings bring joy and your evenings bring peace. May you feel no rain, for each of you will be a shelter to the other. Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart.”

It’s finally happening! The wedding (some of) you have been waiting for! 

(( We apologize for the delay in announcing this. Se’lysona’s player had some family issues to tend to in September/October. If you are unable to make it, we completely understand! Otherwise - we can’t wait to see you! ))

Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate’s life for me!

Ahoy, mateys!  The Succulent Tart will be puttin’ on a show an’ hostin’ a party fer all ye pirates, jack tars, and landlubbers alike!  The rum will be flowin’ and we’ll have plenty o’ booty to be plunderin’, so get yer pirate swagger on and dress in yer finest garb fer the occasion!

When:  

Wednesday, September 19th Bar opens at 6pm (WrA server time) Show begins at 6:30pm Party begins immediately after the show!

Where:

Swamp of Sorrows near Bogpaddle, out in The Forbidding Sea (Not the closest ship, but one of the two further out - 54,76) *Summons WILL be available, whisper a member of ‘Succulent Tart’ for an invite* ~Otherwise mage portals to Stonard work great, these can also be provided upon request!~

Event is Horde side on Wyrmrest Accord!  We welcome other servers AND Alliance as we’ll be using CrossRP! CLICK ME TO JOIN THE SUCCULENT TART COMMUNITY CLICK ME TO GO DOWNLOAD CROSSRP

What:

It’s Pirates’ Day and Succulent Tart would like you all to come help us celebrate!  We’ll have some Tart performances followed by a dance party and raffle!   We HIGHLY urge EVERYONE to come dressed for the occasion:  Pirates, wenches or whatever else fits the holiday!   *If we like your costume you might receive a special prize!*

Raffle:

We’ll also be holding a FREE raffle with some AWESOME prizes you can win (pets/toys/even mounts included).  All you have to do is sign our guestbook when it’s announced at the event (a link will be provided) and then be present for the drawing that will be held approximately around 8pm. *Raffle/giveaways only for WrA Horde*

We have some old goodies and some new goodies to give away including: Great Sea Ray, Ruby Panther, Tragg the Curious and a Hyacinth Macaw!

PLEASE BE SURE TO HAVE WARMODE OFF!

Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

If you would like an in-game invite, please comment or reblog this with your in-game name!  Questions/Concerns, contact @gabbrialla

How interested they are in having sex with them: “I think I can safely speak for every being on the planet who is interested in men when I say this. I would absolutely love to, with every fiber of my being, have sex with that man.”

How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: “I mean, I paid ten thousand gold at the tarts booth just to kiss him, if that says anything.”

If they would rather bottom or top them: “Bottom. I want Dice to toss me around like he does those poi. Fuck.”

How good they think they would be: “There is no possible way someone who looks -that- good, who works in -his- field, isn’t experienced enough to be amazing in bed.”

If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: “Wall. He is certainly big enough to pick me up and hold me against a wall. And if we tried to do that in the shower… I’m pretty sure if he fell on me one of my ribs would break. At least one.”

If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: “I mean, realistically, fuck. If somehow the gods blessed me with his friendship, I would be thrilled to take things slower, and get more intimate, but, I’ll manage my expectations.

If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: “Mm. Well, typically, my answer would’ve been another tart. Probably Saeil, or one of the Riverblade boys. However… I got to chat with Dice for the first time the other day, while he was waiting for a friend. As I left all I heard was ‘your place’ so I’d absolutely love to find out what that’s about. His friend was pretty damn easy on the eyes himself.”

If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen:“I think if I caught Dice on a good night, when he didn’t have too much going on he’d let me buy his time. It’s a job after all. I… Mm. I doubt he’d put much interest otherwise. He knows I come to the shows, and that I’m a very big fan. I think it’d be weird for him, y’know?”

@dicenne, @saeil-moonblade, @riverblade, @cyrolar-riverblade, and @felonous for mentions! (it won’t let me tag cal for whatever reason, but if you don’t know who calanus idk how you know who i am tbh)

“If he was going to leave, he would’ve by now. Right? ”

“I don’t know what I’d do without him.”

“Where did he learn that from?!”

“I could always ask to watch..”

“Beautiful, aren’t they?”

“Beautiful, aren’t they?”

“So super fucking bendy.”

“Hot and a dork. Definitely someone I could be friends with.”

“I wonder how much he has to practice to be able do that.”