Princess Cyraken

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

honestly i think it's really impressive of me not to make deeply worrying depressive posts every moment of every day

if you’ve never been to pride before, this pride season i want to encourage you to give it a chance if you can and not be deterred by whatever scary things you may have heard on the internet. for example, i’m bi and i’ve been to dozens of prides, in big cities and small towns, and have never once had anyone demand to know my identity or suggest that i shouldn’t be there. god knows pride celebrations have their share of problems, but being out in public surrounded by other lgbt people having fun and being themselves is an incredible thing that you deserve to experience for yourself before you decide it’s too good to be true.

I’m sorry but I just… can’t. I’ve seen too many videos of small children twerking and grinding, and folks walking around naked and basically having sex in public to want to be a part of that. I’ll just be a boring bisexual and lurk and root on from the sideline safety of my room.

Keep in mind all those videos you’ve seen are the far end of extreme. People take videos of things that are fuckin nuts, that almost never happen, not the normal every-day celebrating. That’s boring, that wouldn’t get views, right? I’ve seen way more crazy things just clubbing at night than I have at pride. Every celebration is going to have their crazies, especially in big cities, but those crazies are few and far between, it’s highly unlikely that you’ll encounter many, if any. Even less likely that you’ll ever be put in a situation where you have to interact with them if just don’t be a gawker, and walk the other way.

the thing that pisses me off about 50 shades of grey isn’t that it’s twilight fanfiction, it’s that it’s bad ooc twilight fanfiction. the implication that edward would be into bdsm is so fucking dumb he’s a 100 year old virgin who cried and went into a week-long depression the first time he fucked bella he wouldn’t even consider the idea of fucking her until they were married because he didn’t want to compromise his virtue and you’re telling me he’s a dom? no, edward cullen has the most boring vanilla sex ever the only thing unconventional about the way bella and edward fuck is that bella tops and edward cries the whole time and bella gets fed up and goes to the other house to fuck rosalie and edward cries some more in his room alone

Straight dudes are their own worst enemies when it comes to getting laid.

I try so hard to tell them.

Trash men are out here getting advice from other trash men so they don’t know how to act. 🙄

But… But why are they incapable of learning from bad experience after bad experience?

Because they find it easier to blame the women for it.

Shoulda been more of a warning sign when my ex thought a compliment counted as telling me that I had big boobs, really :/

But not all men are like this, and I’m sure I stand out for saying this in this type of post. But I never see myself as this type of guy. When I was with a women, I would tell them they are beautiful without makeup. I would never try anything sexual unless I made sure it was okay. I believe there are guys that are like that. But I think girls are like that to sometimes where they are kinda just bitches for not wanting to have a relationship and just have sex. But to each their own. I think we should let stupid people be stupid and let not stupid people be not stupid

Nobody cares, pony boy.

Well alright then.

I stand behind vinny on this, not all guys are like that but you didn’t have to be a bitch about what he said.

Op’s post is literally ‘hey here’s an example of a man who wasn’t like this! this guy was awesome!’  Some guy: bUT nOtAAaaaAALLLmEN !!1!eSPecIALLYNOt mE!11!

This is made even better by the fact, unless I’m wrong, that Staryu is a genderless Pokemon. 

Hey look it’s my catsuit!

not only are plus size models heavily retouched, but they also have to wear padding to make their curves curvier so that we hate ourselves for not having exaggerated curves on our beautiful lumpy bodies.

This is super important and belongs on my fashion blog. Don’t you ever feel ashamed, because your fat doesn’t look like the model fat! It’s the fashion industries fault for not being able to dress actual people!

If I was 2 inches taller but weighed the same, I too could be a “plus size” model. I am 5'6" tall and weigh 145 lbs. I wear a straight size 6. To the fashion- industrial complex, this is considered “"plus size.”“

Because there’s nothing I hate more than people being told by the fashion industry that they are not good enough through heavy photoshopping and retouching.

And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.

I’ve been reposting this a lot to argue with conservatives who wanna mouth off, but here is a Genuinely Good Addition. 💖💖💖

The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.

Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-